[Editor’s Note: The way this is worded just made me laugh out loud! If you recognize this person, please contact Southlake PD at email address below.]
We have the warrant and we are letting all of our besties know what you’ve been up to. You’re welcome to reach out to Detective Ellis who is working this case at firstname.lastname@example.org and he will totes fill you in! Gurl, CALL ME.
Love, Southlake Police
You may also report to http://www.gpcrimestoppers.org/ (you can remain anonymous).